Land rank venture towns1/4/2024 Its look is simple, but it’s quaint and has lots of fun NPCs. That being said, Hateno to me is the most vanilla of all the towns in Breath of the Wild, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. This is where the ranking starts to get difficult, because while the previous entries on the list are places I would actively not like to live in, I could take my pick of the rest of these. Plus, the lack of walls would be a real problem with any sort of weather that isn’t 75 and sunny. I think my problem is that Zora’s Domain is just too… sleek? It’s a place I would want to visit for a day, but it’s not somewhere I would feel at home cozying up to a fire and reading a book. It’s the same reason I hate the plague of minimalism that has taken over modern architecture - I don’t want to live in a museum, I want to be cozy. I think we can all agree that Zora’s Domain is really beautiful to look at, but when I’m considering where I want to live, it all comes down to comfort. I’m already going crazy from cabin fever, if I only had Koroks to talk to I would go absolutely feral. Would I want to live in a place where they are everywhere ? Not at all. Listen, do I think the Koroks are adorable? Absolutely. I was not originally going to include the Korok Forest on this list as it did not register as a town in my mind, but after I looked at the map, I saw that it was denoted by one of the town icons, thereby forcing my hand. I like the heat, but not this much, so I’m gonna have to pass on this one. Of course, there’s always the Flamebreaker armor, but I get claustrophobic having to wear too-heavy a winter coat, let alone an industrial grade suit made of metal. It’s simple really: I want to live comfortably in my home without the threat of burning to death at any second, and I don’t think that’s too much to ask. I feel like this comes as a surprise to no one, but Goron City is hands down the city I would want to live in the least in Breath of the Wild. No one asked, but this is something I inexplicably care way too much about, so here are my thoughts.īefore we dive in, I should also mention that I’m going to talk about some of the side quests in Breath of the Wild (which are honestly the best ones in my opinion), so if you don’t wanna be spoiled, maybe save this one for another time. Yes, in a fantasy adventure game where I am a literal hero of ancient legend, I am daydreaming about living a very normal, boring life in a town. The past few weeks, playing Breath of the Wild has also been a welcome escape, and when I started visiting all of the different settlements in the game, my two fantasies merged, and I was suddenly picturing what it might look like to live in the towns from Breath of the Wild‘s Hyrule. I blame it on all the HGTV my mom used to watch when I was a kid. My daydreams have shifted focus to all of the places I want to live before my fleeting time on Earth is up, and more specifically, what my dream home would look like. Since we’ve been in quarantine, I’ve gone a bit stir crazy.
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